"Its a God thing" Josh Hamilton

You know who is pumped tonight? wait a minute and I'll tell you... JESUS is fucking pumped tonight. JC recently appointed his 13th apostle. One Joshua Hamilton who has the grace and power of a true Champion Steed. On a sick display of Jesus power, Josh hit 28 bainers(Sidewayz Boner that goes down your leg or home run i guess) tonight in the MLB home run derby. JC not only got one of the best TV shout outs I've ever heard but he also was able to show how saving people from turmoil can make a difference in the outcome of the MLB home run derby.
"I couldn't continue living the life of a crack addict, and I couldn't stop, either." We can see that you never stopped. You just switched to something that is obviously wayyyy fucking COOLER! I am pretty sure Josh and that 100 year old man that was pitching to him were both on fucking somethin'.

The picture above was taken while Josh was still using Crack. He went out on the field and forgot his uniform. He also forgot to turn in his urine test in which he obviously failed.

"I GET cravings sometimes, and I see it as the devil trying to catch me in a weak moment. The best thing I can do is get the thought out of my mind as soon as I can, so it doesn't turn into an obsession. When it happens, I talk to him. I talk to the devil and say, "These are just thoughts, and I'm not going to act on them." When I talk like that, when I tell him he's not going to get the best of me, I find the thought goes away sooner."

Does the Devil ask you to stop popping HGH pills like you popped cherries and ludes in high school? Stop talking to the Devil Josh. JC is gonna get jealous and start fucking Berry Bonds or Eric Byrnes again.

Josh: "A little boy of about 9 or 10, wearing a Reds cap, handed me a pen and something to sign. Nothing unusual there, but as I was writing the boy said, "Josh, you're my savior."

Josh Hamilton, is my Savior also. Just in case anyone wanted to know that.

Casey


Another AWESOME moment in history: NORTH HOLLYWOOD SHOOTOUT!!! OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME*


*Check the definition of FUCKING AWESOME Before telling me that is it's not that awesome.

My Bad

After doing more research I think my last entry is incorrect. I don't think Godzilla or Minya are in anyway related to The T-Rex. My bad Godzilla. My bad Minya. I am pretty sure Japan is still to blame though.

Japan is the reason The T-Rex vanished

Shin just beat the T-Rex in like 1.5 mins. I guess I could have done that also if I were born with a computer chip in my brain. Apparently his galactic cyber chip has the cheat codes for all past and future video games until PS5 comes out. I guess then he will need to go back to Japan for the update???
Now that I think about it Japanese people have a lot more history with the T-Rex then us in the States. Ever heard of GODZILLA. or the not so well know, MINYA!!! Ask John Ringer for more information or just see below.

Paradise

This is a map of Paradise that I made real quick so you know where it is.



It took these two about 6 minutes to become best friends. They both have the same M.O. (Driving people insane)



Mom and Little O



This is my brother Sean. I am thinking about sending this shot into a tooth paste company. Only God could light a photo so well.



Pops and Little O



Little O putting it on for the camera.



Sean and Cailyn



I think he's just shopping for stuff???




The next few shots are at the famous Table Mountain. I am pretty sure the mighty lumberjack Paul Bunyan made this place with one swing of his ax. If you are wondering where the top of the mountain went see "sutter buttes" in google image search.










WOOOOO!!!



On our way out of town, we ran into this traveling wilbury. Can you think of a better person to run into at a Burger King near Sacramento?

Fort Bragg Shwagg

A little map I made up in case you don't know where Fort Bragg is


Barn Pics while Kyle was out mackin' on chicks



Reminton Whillickers Famous English Whisky that I believe is made in Mexico. What a treat!



Kyle's Dog Negrolassie






Again I am off on my own takin' pictures because Kyle is hitting on chicks. There are more things to life Kyle! Geeeez, I mean common man.

Check out this crunchy wave!! WOOOO!!!

This is Big Sur Ehren ridin' dirty!
I think he gets what is called a "tube" oh wait, or "Barrel" I can't remember. Anyway, this looks a lot cooler when the photos are big.